Underwater Pogo Schtik

While on a recent trip, I finished reading my novel, and decided to take a look at the “Sky Mall” magazine. In it I found some interesting buys—including some you can’t live without! We’re not just talking your average nose hair trimmer here. You can find awesome for your animal associates,


Perfect Pet Products

You can use the Canine Genealogy kit to analyze your dog’s DNA to discover the breed, physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, and personality traits. Just in case you haven’t picked up on those things by living with the animal. Get double duty out of your decorating with an end table that’s also a pet crate. Let Fido blend in with the furniture. Or purchase the Kitty Washroom Cabinet to disguise the litter box.

Add a Potty Rock to help with toilet training outside. This cement rock has a built-in scent that encourages pets to “go” in a certain area. Assuming you’re willing to spend money on something that smells like dog urine. Spot tired of taking a daily walk? Get the Pet Wheel-Away and take him for a ride in what is essentially a wheeled suitcase that converts to a backpack.

Household Helpers

What about animals you don’t want? Use the Solar-Powered Mole Repeller to get rid of those pests safely with annoying vibrations. Do you really want to purchase a product that’s designed to be annoying?

Tired of that daily trek to the curb? Get the Step2 Mailbox with the hidden compartment capable of storing up to two weeks of deliveries.

Worried about intruders? Decorate your garden with Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti Statue. A steal at $98.95 plus $15 shipping and handling, guaranteed to keep even friendly neighbors away.

Fun and Games

And finally, the world’s only underwater pogo stick. I can have hours of fun splashing around the pool on this. Designed for use in shallow or deep water, looks like hours of entertainment for the whole family--not!

So, next time you're in the air, check out the assortment of "useful" products in the Sky Mall--worth a laugh!